Ten of the Funniest Jokes Ever

Ten Funniest Jokes Ever

How do you know which jokes are going to make people laugh, and which jokes are to likely to sink like an anchor?

You don’t have to risk looking like an idiot by telling another bad joke. A group of scientists figured out the funniest jokes ever. It should be noted that the people being told the jokes by researchers at Oxford University were undergraduates at the London School of Economics, so might prefer high-IQ jokes. Some jokes are long, some are short, but are they really the funniest jokes in the world? That is for you to decide.

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Try these games to kick start some English learning fun!

Writer: Jenea Nixon

`Want to make learning English a bit more fun and a little less tedious? It’s not a secret that the best way to improve your English is to practice, practice, practice! You might have a conversation partner that you speak English with, or if you’re like me and have no friends, you can talk to the wall and pretend it is talking back.

Another way to practice English is to use it during games! Here is a list of games that can help you practice the English skills that you have acquired.

1) Scrabble: One of the most universal games known to man. In this game, you have to spell words and try to beat your opponents by outscoring them. This is very good for spelling and learning new words because often there will be words you put together randomly and decide to look it up in a dictionary, only to find that it is a REAL word.

2) 20 questions: As the name states, you have 20 questions to correctly guess a secret word. This is very helpful in developing your questioning and deduction skills. It is best to start your questions with something generic before going into more specific questions. A generic question is something like, ‘is it a girl?’. A specific question is something like, ‘is she a singer?’.

3) Taboo: I don’t know about you, but I love taboo. It is a challenging game, even for native speakers but it is very fun. The game encourages you to come up with synonyms or find ways of describing a target word without saying any of the taboo words listed. The word might be ‘ocean’, which seems easy enough, right? But you can’t say these words: sea, beach, fish or water. Now that makes it tougher!

4) Code names: I don’t know about you, but I also love code names! This game is truly underrated. In this game, you have 25 words laid out into a 5x5 grid and you are split into two teams. Each team has a code master who has to expertly link words together and gives their teammates a one-word clue. For example, your team has the words ‘India’ and ‘New York’ so your clue could be something like, ‘location’. This is also a challenging game that I highly recommend. If you want to make it easier, you could allow clues of more than one word.

Do you have any games that you would recommend?

Source: https://www.facebook.com/naenaeenglishschool/

Writer: Jenea Nixon

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Jokes

A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”

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A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”
The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.”

“Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

“Yes. What’s your third question?”

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This morning on the way to work I wasn't really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights.

The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

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Joke

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. "Well," he says, "Ive been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack!" The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Four men in the hospital

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." “That's strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What's wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”

A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

A: I have the perfect son. 
B: Does he smoke? 
A: No, he doesn’t. 
B: Does he drink whiskey? 
A: No, he doesn’t. 
B: Does he ever come home late? 
A: No, he doesn’t. 
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"

One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'"

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? 
A: Envelope.

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."